But what, and where?
I'm thinking: several stars in various sizes along my forearm.
Just kidding. I do not understand why people get star tattoos, they look fucking ridiculous. Seriously. If you are reading this right now and you have a star tattoo and I have offended you... Good. Please kill yourself now.
Kidding, again. Well, kind of. Star tattoos are stupid though. You'll regret the shit out of them when you're 50. Like this chick...
An extreme example, I know. But look at her! I'm pretty sure she regrets those right now, let alone when she is 50. Idiot.
My first tattoo will be a lyric or a quote. Definitely text. Something that means a lot to me (and will still mean a lot when I am 50... if I live that long). There are several different options I am mulling over, and I will probably end up getting all of them eventually, but I think the first one is important.
It will likely be a Bukowski quote, something from one of his poems. Or a lyric from an Against Me! or Death Cab song.
I want it in a place where I can see it, too. I don't want a tattoo on my back or shoulder or somewhere that I'll never see it unless I dislocate my neck looking behind me into a mirror. I want to be one of those skinny white trash looking motherfuckers rockin' a wifebeater with arms covered in tattoos. That's the dream.
I'm sure plenty of women find that look attractive... right???
Fuck it, who cares!